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How many sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping? Six. One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note.

A sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don't have to think-I 'm sardar! "

A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"

First Guy(proudly):"My wife's an angel".Second Guy:"Ure lucky, mine's still alive."

What is the sex organ of an elephant and why? His foot. Beacuse if he stamps on you, you are fucked.

Why did Gandhiji dislike making love to virgins? Unko khoon kharaba bilkul pasand nahin tha.