:: Auto Lingo ::

A Sardarji newly arrived in England, brought a car before he picked up the language or rules of the road. One day while driving in the countryside his car skidded off the road and landed in the ditch. Much as he tried, he tried, he could not get it to move forward or backward. An Englishman passing-by who came to help him asked, "What's the matter, mate?"

The Sardarji replied in his best English, "My car Garhey mein phasing. Not hilling aggey, not hilling picchey, only horn pee-pee karing."