:: Cricket Jokes ::

* Q] Who is the best Indian batsman on the current tour?
A] Ajit Agarkar

* Q] What is the height of optimism?
A] Indian batsman putting on sunscreen.

* Q] What would Glenn McGrath be if he was a Indian?
A] An all-rounder

* Q] What is the main function of the Indian coach?
A] To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

* Q] Why is Kumble the unluckiest bowler on tour?
A] Because he was born in India.

* Q] What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A] Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

* Q] What do you call an Indian with 100 runs against his name?
A] A bowler.

* Q] What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
A] The walk back to the pavilion.