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Saturday, May 13, 2006

:: World's Gr8est Idiots ::

Q: How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?
A: Give him a piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides.

Q: How do you confuse an idiot?
A: Give him two spades and tell him to take his pick.

Q. Did you here about the idiot who won the 'Tour De France'?
A. He did a lap of Honour!

Q. Did you hear about the stupid tap dancer?
A. He fell in the sink!

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