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Why are they called "hemorrhoids". They should be called "asteroids"?

When climbing the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your skirt!

My job is secure. No one else wants it.

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles!

I'd rather be driving a golf ball.

Don't judge a book by its movie.

People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

I'm in shape. Round's a shape, isn't it?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!

Joke Contributed by Jyoti, Banglore.