:: Eggplant ::

Contributed by Vishal Jain

:: Got Milk? ::

A beautiful but ditzy model knew that taking a milk bath was good for her skin so she ordered twenty gallons to be brought up to her hotel room. "Do you want it pasteurized?" the clerk asked.

"No," she replied. "Just fill the tub up to my neck."

- Brain Dead -

Contributed by Christine, CA.

:: Zebra ::

Q. What did the blonde call her zebra?
A. Spot.

:: Team Spirit ::

:: Riddle Of The Day ::

What is too much for one, enough for two, and nothing at all for three?

Answer: A secret

$$ Money Laundering $$

Plain Drain

A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog and it has eliminated all our visibility."

The passengers were numb with fear, except for one - a retired minister. "Now, now, keep calm," he said. "Let's all bow our heads and pray." Immediately, the group bowed their heads to pray, except one man. "Why aren't you bowing your head to pray?" the minister asked.

"I don't know how to pray," replied the passenger.
"Well, just do something religious!" instructed the minister.

The man got up and passed his hat down the aisle, taking an offering.