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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Off Topic - Ambigram 4 R Blog !!!!











* A New Ambigram For Our Blog *

Ambigrams are words of Symmetry.

They look the same when read upside down also.

Thanks to Mr.Vasanth ,An Ambigramist from India.

You can log on to his blog http://vasanth127.blogspot.com/

:: Lowest Air Fare ::




An Indian Airlines advertisement asks " Why does the world's second largest domestic airlines charge the world's lowest fare ?"
Arun Agarwal of Patna has given an apt reply "Because it offers the worst service in the world."

Picture & Joke Contributed by J.Singh , Calcutta.

:: ~ More Mobile Wisdom ~ ::






Autorickshaw bears the following slogan :
Sharabee dey do thikaaney, Ik theykey, dooja thaaney.
"A Drunkard has two abodes,The Tarvern and the Police Station".

Contributed by Sridhar Kumar, Vizag.

:: Rivalry ::

Two rival authors met.
One had just published a book. Said the other, "I read your book and thought it was great. Tell me, who wrote it for you?"
The author replied, "I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Tell me, who read it for you?"
Contributed by Chandrasekhar, Hyderabad.

:: Permanent Pregnancy ::

This is a true story of a sweepress working on daily wages in the maternity ward of the Roshan Lal Charitable Hospitable. She kept hearing the word "Pregnant" from doctors and nurses. Her fellow sweepress were made permanent but she was kept on daily wages. One day she stormed into the office and shouted, "Other sweepresses, Shanti, Kanta and Kamala, have been made pregnant. I have been working for 6 months and no one has made me pregnant."

:: Hostage ::

The Kashmir militants tried to kidnap one of Devi Lal's loved one's but gave up: they couldn't decide which buffalo to take hostage.

:: Raise ::

Sir, my wife said I might ask you for a raise.
"Well, I'll ask my wife if I may give you one."

:: Lecture Room ::

Seen etched on a desk in a lecture room of a college, "In loving memory of all those who died waiting for this period to be over."
Joke Contributed By Vinay C Karlo - Delhi