Wednesday, May 10, 2006
:: Rivalry ::
Two rival authors met.
One had just published a book. Said the other, "I read your book and thought it was great. Tell me, who wrote it for you?"
The author replied, "I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Tell me, who read it for you?"
Contributed by Chandrasekhar, Hyderabad.
One had just published a book. Said the other, "I read your book and thought it was great. Tell me, who wrote it for you?"
The author replied, "I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Tell me, who read it for you?"
Contributed by Chandrasekhar, Hyderabad.
:: Permanent Pregnancy ::
This is a true story of a sweepress working on daily wages in the maternity ward of the Roshan Lal Charitable Hospitable. She kept hearing the word "Pregnant" from doctors and nurses. Her fellow sweepress were made permanent but she was kept on daily wages. One day she stormed into the office and shouted, "Other sweepresses, Shanti, Kanta and Kamala, have been made pregnant. I have been working for 6 months and no one has made me pregnant."
:: Hostage ::
The Kashmir militants tried to kidnap one of Devi Lal's loved one's but gave up: they couldn't decide which buffalo to take hostage.
:: Raise ::
Sir, my wife said I might ask you for a raise.
"Well, I'll ask my wife if I may give you one."
"Well, I'll ask my wife if I may give you one."
:: Lecture Room ::
Seen etched on a desk in a lecture room of a college, "In loving memory of all those who died waiting for this period to be over."
Joke Contributed By Vinay C Karlo - Delhi
Joke Contributed By Vinay C Karlo - Delhi















