Ex-Boyfriends

Four School friends meet at their School Reunion. One of the friends goes to bathroom and the others start to talk about their sons...

Guy 1: You know my son? I'm so proud of him 'cause he was so successful. He became so rich that he gave one of his best friends a 2-million dollar Mansion for free!

Guy 2: Really? My son's made me proud too. He's become so rich from acting and gave his closest friend 2 free Hummer H2's.

Guy 3: Even my son got rich. He won the 8 million-dollar Lotto and he bought his friend a private yacht and jet.

The fourth High school Guy comes back from the bathroom and overhears them talking about their sons. So he began to tell them about his son.

Guy 4: Yeah, well, my son hasn't been as successful like your sons have. He's gay and works at a gay stripping joint for a living.

Guy 1: What a shame.

Guy 4: No, not really. He lives in a 2-million dollar mansion, owns his own jet and yacht, and owns 2 Hummer H2's which were all given to him by 3 of his Ex-boyfriends.

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The Old Rapist

Two old men meet on a street corner. The first old man said, "Where have you been for the last couple of months?"

The second old man replied, "I was in jail."

The first old man asked, "You were in jail? Why were you in jail?"

He replied, "Well, about two months ago I was standing on a corner, and this beautiful young woman rushes up with a policeman, points to me and says, 'He is the man, officer, he is the one who attacked and raped me'."

The first old man said, "What? And you let her get away with it?"

Second old replied, "Well, I'll tell you, I felt so flattered, I admitted to it."