:: I Pod :: - * Picture Of The Day *

Contributed by Aruna

:: Dye Job ::

"What happened to that dopey blonde your husband used to run around with?"

"I dyed my hair."

:: Pool Table ::

Contributed by Gillian & Andrew

:: Doctor Gets An Eyeful ::

A blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in. Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.

"Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."

:: Microphone ::

:: Enlightened ::

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

:: DVD Writer ::

:: Reflections ::

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"