* * * Quote Of The Day * * *

"A Successful husband isone who earns more money than his wife can spend. A Successful wife is one who can find such a husband."

- - - - Sun Downer - - - -

Santa : "Yaar, where does the sun go at night?"

Banta : "It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we can't see it."

!! Secrets Of a Work-a-Holic !!

:: Sign Board ::

A Sign board on a halwai shop reads:
"Credit only to those above 85 if accompanied by both parents."

:: Theology -Vs- Biology ::

"The Bible says that the cow chews the cud.But this is false according to Biology," said a boy to a Christian Priest. The Priest retorted, "THEOLOGY IS NOT BIOLOGY! PRAISE THE LORD!"

:: Chimps Prediction ::

One chimpanzee studying the palm of another: "I see a grim future for you. You're going to evolve into a man."

:: Auto Lingo ::

A Sardarji newly arrived in England, brought a car before he picked up the language or rules of the road. One day while driving in the countryside his car skidded off the road and landed in the ditch. Much as he tried, he tried, he could not get it to move forward or backward. An Englishman passing-by who came to help him asked, "What's the matter, mate?"

The Sardarji replied in his best English, "My car Garhey mein phasing. Not hilling aggey, not hilling picchey, only horn pee-pee karing."

:: Charming Misprints ::

Here are examples of some charming misprints.
In Pune Cantonment they've a separate mess for officers of the intelligence Bureau. The signboard reads "Intelligence Mess".
Again in Pune, a devout truck driver has printed behind his vehicle: "God is Grate". Another warning overtakes "Horn Blow". And a butcher advertises his wares as "Farash meet of Pork sold here".

The best is the signboard on a bakery:
"Bakery Number One
Dilruba & Sons
The Biggest loafers in town".